sadbutrue
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I DOUBT; THEREFORE I AM!!!
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Post by sadbutrue on Oct 10, 2005 13:04:49 GMT 7
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE Element : WOMAN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40- 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. ! Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
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Post by rhailie on Oct 10, 2005 17:21:58 GMT 7
+ sad
TAMA............ hehehe.... kaya lng......... kahit masakit sa bulsa yan..... masaya kasi pag merun k nyan................
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Jul 31, 2009 21:23:26 GMT 7
hmmmp!, nice post from mr.sad . . .
+6.0221415 × 1023
haha, this is funny . . .
true ^^
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Post by DJ ADZ™ on Aug 1, 2009 19:18:22 GMT 7
yeah. you are right.. somewhat, most of the things from the past are more sensible compared today..
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Post by Vincent Valentine on Aug 1, 2009 19:58:34 GMT 7
yup, just SOME
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Post by DJ ADZ™ on Aug 3, 2009 17:02:32 GMT 7
maybe.. i guess im wrong when i sed 'most'.. yeah you are right only some. @_@ hehe!
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